Confused as fuck and a bit bored but:

DON’T THREATEN BEN WHISHAW, HE’S MY BB.

And who the hell says no to sex with Ben Whishaw? Psh. You’re not worthy anyways.

Hehehehe 69

…sorry

ohmyharryfuckingpotter:

life-is-short-talk-fast:

HARRY POTTER FAN. JUST PRESS PLAY

 That moment when your face just lights up and you smile uncontrollably.

^ accurate 

(Source: nosheetjohnlock)

meoplelikepeople:

acrackinthetardis:

nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.

Are you sure it didn’t happen in the books? It seems plausible. Maybe in a fanfic…

(Source: punkasslouis)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

so basically we want Donna back

I’ll always want Donna back

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence)

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

cupcakesandtv:

Johansson was so determined to avoid looking like a movie star pretending to be a zookeeper running on empty and fueled only by her devotion to her motley assortment of big cats, zebras, and kangaroos that she refused to wear makeup for the film. A big deal for a female movie star, but it works, helping to anchor her performance in the details of actual manual labor—shoveling shit, feeding slabs of red meat to the lion and tigers—that we don’t see much of in American movies. (x)

#i’m sorry what? #that’s what your face looks like without any makeup? #well fuck me #i’m done #i give up

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

I’m sorry, I think you mean “book you threw out the window hardest”

My bb came in today. And so starts the studying.

tyleroakley:

Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

pohhui:

starksfell:

i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely

wow this is actually accurate